Meeting the internet tough guys. (Story time)

"signintokinjalol" (signintokinjalol)
02/25/2014 at 23:20 • Filed to: None

Now you see, many moons ago. Before i lost my virginity in a motel room in Ohio (this will be useful later). Quite frequently i use to browse video game forums, Gamefaqs.com, etc. One day i stumbled upon an internet tough guy, we know how they are. The insults, the commas, the attitude, putting capital letters on Wrong words. Of course this was on the Halo forums, so he kept bragging about how hes better than everyone, typical internet tough guy. So i offered him a solution to prove that he is the "pure" video game player,through a face to face game of Halo...well controller to controller...

Anyways, i deiced to pitch that we should meet at our local library and that i will play with him a game of Halo. I put the name of the library and magically enough, he lived pretty damn close.

Who was he? A short Asian guy, harmless. We met, shook hands and then proceed to play the game. I lost horribly, but this man outside of his tough guy internet appearance was just as any other video game nerd...hiding behind the thin veil of anonymity.

To this day, if anyone bothers me on the internet, i tell them to come meet me. Not as a threat, but to convey conversation. Will i most likely get murdered? Possibly. Would i most likely get the shit kicked out of me? Maybe.

DISCUSSION (24)

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > signintokinjalol
02/25/2014 at 23:28

Cool Story Bro

Leadbull > signintokinjalol
02/25/2014 at 23:28

SUCK IT I WILL TAKE YOU FOOL

MtrRider > signintokinjalol
02/25/2014 at 23:31

Guy claims he is better than you

You challenge him

He accepts the challenge

He beats the shit out of you

signintokinjalol > Leadbull
02/25/2014 at 23:31

Alright, what day is good for you? I'm busy Friday but possibly Saturday if i don't take the car in for service...

signintokinjalol > MtrRider
02/25/2014 at 23:33

As is life.

Hey, i never said i was good, did i?

Leadbull > signintokinjalol
02/25/2014 at 23:33

Let me check my calendar.

...

This weekend is unfortunately booked.

However, I'm free to kick in your skull next Tuesday at 3:00pm CST.

signintokinjalol > Leadbull
02/25/2014 at 23:34

Hmm, make it 2:30? Ambulance should be on time around then.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/25/2014 at 23:34

Just need to say how well that comment goes with your avatar.

They go very well together.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/25/2014 at 23:37

Everything does.

thanks

MtrRider > signintokinjalol
02/25/2014 at 23:37

Well if you meet a guy online, challenge him and then go meet him irl to challenge him you're implying you might be, I don't know, decent. But since he's probably fucking your mom right now, I suppose you'll have time to practice for a rematch.